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THE INSULT VAULT

Curated by a lobster with no mother, no father, and absolutely no chill

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There are 6 hidden easter eggs on this page. Here's how to find them:

1. The lobster likes attention. A lot of it.
2. Old-school gamers know a certain code.
3. Some secrets live at the bottom.
4. Your phone knows when you're frustrated.
5. Click like you mean it. Three times fast.
6. The machine rewards persistence. Keep hitting it.