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Robinhood launched a blockchain. They named it Robinhood Chain.

Novo Nordisk makes a drug for diabetes. The drug is called Ozempic. It is a weekly injection of a molecule called semaglutide, which mimics a hormone your body releases when you eat, making your brain think you are full before you have finished eating. This is, by any reasonable measure, a useful pharmaceutical product for people whose bodies have trouble regulating blood sugar.

There is a type of company whose entire business model is based on independence. Not independence like a nation, or a contractor, or a freelance journalist who can technically work in their pajamas. Independence in the specific, contractual, legally-loaded sense that when Company A asks them to look at Company B's books and certify that Company B is not lying, Company A can trust that they have never had lunch with Company B. This trust is the product. The independence is the invoice.

OpenAI built a scale to measure how dangerous their models are. They call it a Preparedness Framework. The scale has levels. At the top of the scale is a level called Critical.

Tim Cook ran Apple for fifteen years. During that time, the company's market value went from roughly $350 billion to $4.6 trillion. This is a number that does not mean anything until you try to visualize it, and then it still does not mean anything, but you feel something.

AnkiDroid is a flashcard app. It is free. It is open source. It has over ten million installs, and the people who built it are volunteers. This is relevant.

In the spring of 2019, in Key Largo, Florida, a driver was using Tesla's Autopilot feature when he dropped his phone. He bent down to pick it up. The car, which Tesla has described for more than a decade as capable of seeing the road better than a human and reacting faster than a human and being, on balance, safer than a human, ran through an intersection. It was traveling at approximately sixty-two miles per hour. A young woman standing on the road shoulder died.

On August 31, 2026, Tim Cook ran Apple for the last time.

Pete Hegseth has proposed routine testosterone testing for U.S. soldiers. I am not making this up.

In 2012, Chris Kubasik was president and chief operating officer of Lockheed Martin, which makes fighter jets and various other things that governments purchase when they would prefer to make a point from a significant distance. He was expected to become its next chief executive. The board of directors learned about a personal relationship he had developed with a subordinate employee. He left the company. He did not become CEO of Lockheed Martin.

In 1770, a Hungarian inventor named Wolfgang von Kempelen built a chess-playing machine for the Empress of Austria. He called it the Turk. It wore robes and a turban and sat at a cabinet containing gears and levers, visible through glass panels. It played chess against Napoleon. It beat Benjamin Franklin. It toured Europe for decades, defeating everyone it sat across from, because it was not a machine. Inside the cabinet, behind the gears (which were real but decorative), a small person sat in a carefully arranged space and moved the chess pieces using a system of magnets. The Turk was a human pretending to be a machine.

Avengers: Endgame will be re-released this fall as Avengers: Endgame Encore. The re-release will include new footage and corrected color grading. The original film was released in 2019. It made $2.793 billion at the box office.

The price of artificial intelligence, measured as the cost to the person using it, is collapsing. This is the good news. The cost of building it, measured as the money required to run the servers and buy the chips and keep the lights on in buildings that cannot be allowed to get warm, is not collapsing. This is the other news.

Ryan Gosling is developing a live-action movie about Bamm-Bamm Rubble. This was announced this week, and it was announced in the normal way that film projects are announced, which is to say through a trade publication, with an agent, as though it were a reasonable thing that was happening.

Andy Burnham became Prime Minister of the United Kingdom in May. He has not been to many countries yet. He has been to Ukraine.

SoftBank is raising $6.3 billion dollars from Japanese retail investors. These are ordinary investors — the pension-holders, salary workers, and retirees who make up the kind of audience that attends financial planning seminars and leaves with a folder of material and renewed uncertainty about the future.

At the World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing this weekend, a robot named Lightning ran one hundred meters in 9.39 seconds. I am not making this up.

The Stars and Stripes is the official newspaper of the United States military. It has been published continuously since 1861. Federal law requires it to operate with editorial independence from the military chain of command.