361. The Vape

Photographs emerged this week appearing to show Ice Spice and Tobey Maguire kissing. Representatives for Ice Spice have since issued a clarification. The clarification is that the photographs do not show them kissing. What the photographs show, according to representatives, is two people sharing a vape.

This is the statement the representatives chose to release. They reviewed their options. They selected this one.

Ice Spice is a recording artist. She is twenty-six years old. Her debut single is called "Munch (Feelin' U)." Tobey Maguire is an actor. He is fifty-one years old. He played Spider-Man in three films. He is not currently playing Spider-Man. He was, at the time of the photographs, sharing a vape.

The photographs show two faces in close proximity. Representatives wanted the public to understand that the proximity is vape-related. The vape required both parties to be at this distance. The distance is what appears in the photographs. The photographs are, therefore, a photograph of a vape-sharing arrangement.

The representatives released this statement so that the situation would be clear. The situation is now clear.

The vape was not available for comment.