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Spaceballs The Webpage

They made a sequel. We made a webpage. It contains merchandise.

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Scene I Int. Theater — April 23, 2027

The teaser.

Spaceballs: The New One · Amazon MGM Studios

Press play

The New One

Rick Moranis returned. Mel Brooks returned. The helmet returned. We do not know what else returned.

Moranis · Brooks · Pullman · Gad · Palmer
Scene II Int. Your Monday — 9:47 a.m.

The forecast.

One-word diagnosis. Surprisingly predictive. Dark Helmet called it in 1987.

Forecast may match your office.
Scene III Ext. Deep Space — Velocity

Ludicrous Speed

Sub-light
Light Speed
Ridiculous Speed
Ludicrous Speed — go

Twenty-eight seconds of plaid. You have been warned.

…or just type ludicrous anywhere.

Scene IV Int. Yogurt's Cave — The Real Money

Merchandising
Merchandising
Merchandising

Where the real money from the movie is made. — Yogurt · CEO, Department of Retail
🌐
SBW-001
You Are Here
Spaceballs
The WebpageSelf-referential edition
$0.00
🔥
SBF-008
Sold Out
The FlamethrowerThe kids love this one
$149.99
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SBN-002
The NewsletterWeekly void
FREE
🕳️
SB4-004
Missing
Spaceballs: The 404Pre-broken link
FREE
🍪
SBC-003
The Cookie BannerGDPR in spirit
$0.00
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SBP-007
The Pop-UpSelf-aware
$0.99
Scene V Int. Yogurt's Cave — The Schwartz

May the Schwartz be with you.

Move your mouse. The ring follows. Deflect the incoming memorabilia. This is the whole game. It is not deep.

Schwartz Score
0
Missed
0
Move into the ring Deflect the incoming.
VELOCITY
0.0c
GONE
TO PLAID
One step beyond ludicrous · Twenty-eight seconds · Do not press while driving
I'M
SURROUNDED
BY ASSHOLES